February 2012
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
You walked away from me. You just left me standing there, on my own. I showed...
– (via wordsandlyrics)
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You’re going to make mistakes in life. It’s what you do after the mistakes...
– Brandi Chastain (via immaescapereality)
We all wear masks. Everyone, everyday. Sometimes we wear them so much we forget...
– Nikita (TV Series)
This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you’re going to mess up...
– Marilyn Monroe (via immaescapereality)
I hate that moment when you seem to be getting...
When someone says you look good
heyfunniest:
“omg lol really? nah… i look like shit today!”
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama (via arsvivendi)